My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...