What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...