Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...