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An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
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A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
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One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
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