Snowmen & Snowwomen
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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
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Naval Surgeon
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Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
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Stuck under a bridge
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Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...