I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...