Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...