Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.