The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...