Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!