Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Household physics
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Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...