Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
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Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...