Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...