Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...