Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...