Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
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Real opcodes
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On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....