The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...