Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...