Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!