What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
The tradition at weddings
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