A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...