own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!