Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.