Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...