My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...