The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...