How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...