A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...