Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...