Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...