In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...