Dog jokes 03
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Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
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Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Stupid Stuff 2
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