Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...