Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...