Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...