Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.