How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
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Eating some peanuts
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I’ll just call my lawyer about this
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Do you need a sign?
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Phrases for Work.
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Retarded Duck Farmer
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Taxes
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In San Francisco
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ride it to hospital!
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