I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...