You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...