Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...