Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...