Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...