Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...