It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...