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There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
May I speak to the conductor
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Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
police glow worm
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
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Why study Economics?
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Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!