Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...