A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...