Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...