Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...