My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...