Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
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Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...